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Hello again everyone. How're ya'll doin'? All... um... 4 of you? I am amassing minions.

...you know, I was going to do some sort of 'ower up' line here, but deviantArt FAILS at what it allows you to add via html. Aboslutely terrible work, dA. I am very ashamed of you.

So... yeah. Feeling much better now, as I'm sure you can tell by my supercilious manner. I'm even using bigwords now! What is the world coming to?

Anyway, I have BIIIIIIG plans in the making. None of you know me really well (except Tora, who will always be my sis at heart ), but one thing you SHOULD know (and will now be appearing in those details down below) is that I want to teach when I get out of school. Yup! I'm going through school just to be able to stay in school longer! Isn't this modern world just grand? But, I must begin practicing first. There are things to do, people to bribe, cheese to freeze! And before ANY of that, I need to prove to people that I can actually teach crap.

"But how will you do it?" You all cry out. "It is the height of madness! The execution of pure folly! Surely you are not yet ready to take on the mantle of education!"

"Oh ho!" I shall reply. "This is not madness! This isn't even an internet meme! This is sheer BRILLIANCE!"

But how will I do it. Hmm...

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GOT IT!

Behold: I am going to start writing and posting complete educational supplements for Physics & Mathematics to deviantArt.

...what? Why are you all looking at me that way? I am totally, completely cereal about this! Most physics students these days are surviving by learning crap shoot ways of muddling through their classes, completely ignoring the beauty and grandeur of the subject they are embarking upon. And too many fourth, fifth and sixth rate teachers are letting them because they're all too fucking lazy to actually try and teach something in a way that doesn't put speed doped 5-year-olds to sleep.

Be warned. This will really be trying to teach you something. This will really have the aim of forcing you to learn. And when your brain gets tired of it, you can take a look at all the hawt guys and gals in my thematically sorted favorites bin

Drop me thoughts on if I've gone completely over the moon with this. If I have, I'll need to make an exercise that calculates the initial conditions of my launch based upon my current trajectory

MINDLESS ZEALOT OBJECTIVE:

Target:
Objective: EEEEE! TORA!
Reward: Getting to see some freakin' AMAZING artwork

My sis is on dA! Tres AWESOME! This girl's actually going to school to be an art major, so her stuff is head and shoulders garaunteed to be better then a lot of things you'll find on dA. I don't have any of her stuff in my favorites bin mostly because I don't want to risk tarnishing it by having it loiter with some of the smut that i find on here. But still... do yourself a favor. Go check her out. I cannot recommend her art or services to people enough. She's just... *happy sigh*

By the way, anyone who features her and gets her some notoriety is guaranteed to get a commission slot filled by me. She needs to realize she's loved, dammit!

General Personal Details

Favorite Art: PETRIFICATION! The idea of turning someone into a statue makes for great art and great late night fantasy for me. I also love anthropomorphic art. Animals w/ human characteristics are just cool. Like werewolves. Rawr!

Orientation: Bisexual. I've fooled around with ONE guy in my life and... well, I'm gonna call it educational. Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed my time with him but it wasn't quite what I had hoped for.

Hobbies: World of Warcraft is the big one right now, matched with a little bit of SSB:Brawl. I AM Lucario. I shall destroy you In addition to that, I also do a little bit of ERP (Erotic Role Play) on the side and actually in one of my WoW guilds. As with my favorite art, my tastes are varied in it, but I usually end up playing a sub boy to someone's evil mastermind (who has 50/50 odds of being a hypnotist)

Occupation: Lifetime Student. People just don't get that much more studenty then this. I'm studying Physics & Math right now, and it's going well. I might actually get better then a 2.5 on my GPA this quarter. YAY! Really, my GPA is an indication of my ability to get distracted by things going on my life then it is my intelligence. I try to live life whenever possible, not just study it *shrugs*

Long Term Goals: Teaching position at a decent university. Obviously, I'll be stuck teaching a lot of intro level courses for a while, but that will hopefully die off eventually and I'll be able to teach students about real science at some point. Not the kiddie stuff they're relearning from high school, but the real, brawny, 'I can get paid for this shit' kinda science.

"Personal" Relationships: Um... this is a really odd one for me to think about, but I'm not really 'in' relationships right now. I have a few people I fool around with on cam and there's a girl in town here I might get together with for an open relationship, but monogomy isn't really my thing right now. Unless this cute guy I know from out of town wants monogomy out of me. On the one hand, I don't want to close off my ability to experience broader and more physical relationships with other people in town since I'm just here for another year, but on the other...

If you'd like to talk to me for any reason, please just drop me a line via this or Yahoo. Regular chat, ERP, maybe meeting in person at a bar in The Haute... I look forward to it all. Ciao!